I have to go cause you know youre getting old when …

• you feel like the day after the night before … and you have not been anywhere
  
• when it takes you longer to rest than to get tired
  
• when you proposition a girl … and hopes she says no
  
• when you are more interested in your banker than a real beautiful red head; and
  
• when you know your way around but you dont feel like going

You know me, i’ve been all over the world and i saw plenty of action in france, in belguin, in amsteradam… i’ve been to every “dam” place did it all. Love you.

Man … what a statement. I hope to look back on life like that some day … if I’m lucky!

• Apparently, this was an honest pick-up line attempt: “I’d like to squeeze your anatomy”
•  ”… until the cats come home”
• “The jam was all over the island” … Traffic jam that is.
• And the best was heard by dad today while walking by a table.
  • Man says to woman, “And do you wear clothes when you do that?!”
  • Woman, “Of course not!”

Heh, must keep my ears open more and my fingers active!