Overheard in the office

29 01 2008

… just heard this whilst sitting in my cube and had to report. Ah, out of the mouths of babes:

Executive: <sneeze>

His employee in cube next door:  Gzeundheit

Executive: Thank you

Assistant in other neighboring cube: What does “gzeun,..” mean

Employee: The same thing as “Bless you” — we say it when someone sneezes…

Exec: Do you notice that no one says “God bless you” in Asia when you sneeze?

Assistant: Yes we do!! Well, we say “Bless you,” we don’t say the God part

Employee: Do you know the history of that? It’s from the plague. When someone sneezed, it meant they might have caught the sickness … people were hoping you didn’t die.

Assistant: Ah, that makes sense. <Executive>, maybe that’s why no one says it to you!





Overheard in Singapore…

17 01 2008

I’ve heard a lot of interesting things in while in Singapore and I keep meaning to write them down to share… I’ll try to do better. In the meantime, here are some of the recent goodies:

  • Apparently, this was an honest pick-up line attempt: “I’d like to squeeze your anatomy”
  •  ”… until the cats come home”
  • “The jam was all over the island” … Traffic jam that is.
  • And the best was heard by dad today while walking by a table.
    • Man says to woman, “And do you wear clothes when you do that?!”
    • Woman, “Of course not!”

Heh, must keep my ears open more and my fingers active!








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