It’s mating season at IBM

11 04 2008

Not inside the walls, but out (what did you think I meant?!).

… I had to stop my car. The turkeys were everywhere last week. I heard a Bill Engvall tell a story about turkey hunting with his dad, he said, “The only wild turkey we saw that week came out of a bottle.” I smile every time I see these guys. There were 2 toms STRUTTING their stuff… one was so outraged I had the nerve to interrupt his mid-road display when I was driving out that he merely sauntered, indignantly to the side while I drove past, and then returned to his performance (note: the ladies didn’t seem to impressed … keep trying dude).

Turkeys have blue heads. Who knew!?!!

But lest you think our IBM campus is only filled with turkey, turn to your right … and literally, on the hill opposite, you will usually see this family:

I am still amazed that we don’t see venison on the cafeteria menu :-)

On the campus, we also have:

  • GAGGLES of Canadian geese (surely, these things are no longer endangered and hunting should be allowed again!)
  • Turkey vultures (who do a very strange mating dance by holding their wings out and walking around in slow circles … there were 4 or 5 all standing in a row doing their slow dance the other day .. sadly, I was sans camera)
  • Hawks … a less frequent sighting, but they’re out there
  • Groundhogs … which are way, way bigger than I thought!
  • And there’s rumor (though I’ve not seen myself) other exotics like foxes and even bobcats … of course, I think if there really were lots of bobcats, we’d have fewer geese … but maybe I’m missing something here.

It can make for a pretty interesting commute home … from the jungle of upstate NY, to the concrete jungle that’s become home.





The truth hurts

18 03 2008

I’m usually a smurfy fan of my employeer … toeing the line, and some days helping to paint it.

That is why I helped spread the message that the change from a retirement plan to a self-funded 401k model was a “good move” for us young generation and that we would be “about equal” in corporate contributions.

That said, it’s a bit of a slap in the face to read on page 7 of the latest annual report the fifth driver to achieving their 2010 growth plan, “Retirement-related savings: We expect to achieve retirement-related cost saving over the next several years, driven in part by Plan redesigns.”

Now, it’s likely I don’t know enough and this savings comes from people being free enough to make other choices with their money … but really, it feels a little like looking behind the curtain in Oz.





The suits

27 02 2008

Wow. I’m sitting in 11 Madison today … and a stampede of black suits just blew by. The gophers all popped their heads above the cube walls to observe the commotion of this strange, noisy herd.

Heads are back down now as it looks like the herd has wandered off in other direction and again the prairie land of I’m-actually-working-here laptopers can return to their hunt.





A view from a new window

5 12 2007

IBM has a second office in Singapore — the 16th floor of a skyscraper closer to downtown (my commute is 15mins vs. the 60 to my normal office). The floor is a full mobile desks — only a handful of which have phones.

Not only did I pass a coffee cart on my way in, but there is a bar in the lobby (more on that later) and a great view from the heights … I feel a little closer to home from here :-)

However, the view from the windows is one only Singapore could provide. In front of me is a park in the center of which are 2 giant hectagonal mirror skyscrapers. Through the center of them and beyond the park is the passage to the ocean, and it is cluttered with ships. I didn’t know harbors could be cluttered with ships … but it’s the best I can do. I have counted 22 in easy range (with a few more blurry could-be’s on the horizon) — these are each well over a foot-ball field long — the kind that cross the ocean laden with tons of cargo of all kinds. I can also see to the right of the harbor a giant ferris wheel (like London’s “Eye”) — it’s due to open in January 2008 — each carriage holds about 20 people. Out another window is Arab Street — which is capped by two golden domes and great colorful spires.

Well, it’s a nice change from the view of the airport!