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Shout out to the moms

thereyesreport — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:31:36 +0000

aka: Iowa footware.

Wow … sometimes the moms really pull through on those forwards. This latest from my mother-in-law, and being from Iowa, I think it takes a special sense of humor to send this along, so props for that.

Warning: to all you entrepreneurs out there, funny … but viable? Well, perhaps it actually may float someone’s boat. (ouch)

Knock, knock

thereyesreport — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:00:09 +0000

Heard on “Top Chef” … and Conrad loved it (note: you must say it out loud to get it)

Knock knock

> Who’s there?

Smell Mop

> Smell Mop Who?

hee hee

Did you get it? try it again, say it out loud (a southern accent works best), and think like a 3rd grader