Ok, ok … we’re all entitled to our 5 minutes of fame, but I want MY 5 minutes, not someone else’s. So please don’t confuse me with the *other* Ms R Reyes who was recently sentenced to some serious community service and fees after mouthing-off to police officers.
Now, Conrad says he was only confused when he read that … “She was just belligerent and would not listen to reason at all.”
But that still doesn’t mean we are the same person. My tail-lights are all in working order, and I never hid presents from my boyfriend (b/c then my husband may find them)!
I do, however, have a new answer for people who send me silly e-mails about to how find out what your porn-star name is.





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