The Reyes Report

My godfather (who is also my mom’s uncle) e-mailed my mother the other day. It’s too good not to share:

I have to go cause you know youre getting old when …

• you feel like the day after the night before … and you have not been anywhere
  
• when it takes you longer to rest than to get tired
  
• when you proposition a girl … and hopes she says no
  
• when you are more interested in your banker than a real beautiful red head; and
  
• when you know your way around but you dont feel like going

You know me, i’ve been all over the world and i saw plenty of action in france, in belguin, in amsteradam… i’ve been to every “dam” place did it all. Love you.

Man … what a statement. I hope to look back on life like that some day … if I’m lucky!