Me: Hi, can I have a 6am wake up call please?
Operator: Yes Ms Reyes. Would also like tea or coffee with your wake up call?
Me: Um, no, it’s ok. But thanks.
Wow again. And they would somehow coordinate that so that a guy with a steaming silver teapot is waiting outside my door just as the phone rings with the wake up call. This place is crazy cool.
Oh, did I mention there was a live orchestra in the lobby, we were greeted with a necklace of fresh flowers and that the whole lobby is covered with pools of rose petals?
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Makes you wonder what those sucka-azz chumps at Motel 6 were thinkin…
Can’t believe you said “NO thanks” to the offer of coffee at wake up time!!! Very polite but Beck…what were you thinking??? GREAT! Thanks!!! That’s what you say if ever you get asked again
Soon, there won’t be any second chances!..and you can be very sure that Conrad won’t be asking you if you’d like tea or coffee at wake up call time!!!
don’t forget that outside is the most abject poverty around. It was that disparity that disturbed the hell out of me when I was in Bangalore eating fresh fruit and drinking pure water.